Adopted by Aliens
lyrics by Sally Tomato
music by Carlos Severe Marcelin

Looking at the night sky
can be very dangerous
I don't advise it
to people who aren't adventurous
looking up one night,
I saw a UFO in flight

Hello Mr. Alien Man
come and catch me if you can
What did you say?
Well, OK you may adopt me

You say I was not cut out for this world
I should've been on your planet all along
well Mr. Alien Man
why don't you listen to this song

This world, this place we call Earth
is totally screwed
people mess with each other like they, they're fools
I'd like to be one of your family, your family
It all depends on your rules

Can I run around naked
with my feet still on the ground?

You people think that that's strange?
People running around naked?
Well, I see that you have no clothes on
where is your genitalia anyway?
do you have it tucked up inside of you
can you do that for me?
It would just be a minor surgery, wouldn't it?
You guys really don't look bad
I like your eyes, you can use la little eye-shadow, maybe some eyeliner
any why don't you have hair anyway?
I mean, hair is So cool..
that's what we got goin' for us on Earth
we may be really shitty humans but we got hair

so what do you think?
I think you should abduct some people
and take out their hair follicles and stick them on your head

Hey mister alien
I'd like to be part of your family
You see on this earth we are treated like tools.
people are fools
they mess with each other I'd like to be your brother

Although I don't think I have the genitalia for it anyway but
It all depends on you.