That 80's Guy
lyrics by Sally Tomato
music by Carlos Severe Marcelin

my boyfriend's best friend
he's really a jerk
he whispers and whimpers
disgusting things in my ear
that i don't want to hear
he takes my secret pills
the ones that keep me here
he's a vice without the thrills
he'd like to be don johnson
my boyfriend's best friend
he tears and grabs at my skirt
he says he can't help it
what a worthless hopeless flirt
i tell him no... don't touch me, no,
please leave me alone
my boyfriend's best friend
he comes here and bugs me
when my boyfriend's not at home

my boyfriend's best friend
crawled out from under a rock
my boyfriend's best friend
thinks only with his cock
my boyfriend's best friend
thinks only with his cock

my boyfriend's best friend
clueless worthless fool
all he wants to do
is find a girl to screw
this guy doesn't know no
he always has a plan
but it never seem to work
he's sleazy and easy, the loser the jerk

my boyfriend's best friend
should be nice and respectful
my boyfriend's best friend
should be nice and respectful
my boyfriend's best friend
crawled out from under a rock
my boyfriend's best friend
thinks only with his cock

my boyfriend's best friend
should be nice an respectful
my boyfriend's best friend
should be nice and respectful
my boyfriend's best friend
crawled out from under a rock
my boyfriend's best friend
thinks only with his cock